Let’s be honest... you’ve seen it. That majestic squat. The serious stare into the void. The slightly-too-long eye contact. It’s not just a potty break… it’s a moment of glory.
Now you can immortalize your pup’s most undignified masterpiece with a custom Poopy Portrait! Whether it’s a gift, a gag, or just good ol’ potty humor, these hand-drawn portraits capture your dog in the ultimate squat of honor.
Because every dog poops…
But not every dog gets drawn doing it.
Poopy Portraits
- Choose Your Commission – Select the size you’d like and add it to your cart.
- Checkout & Pay Upfront – Payment confirms your spot in my commission queue.
- Leave your preferred contact – Once I receive your order, I will reach out with the next steps for your commission.
- I’ll Create Your Artwork – You’ll get progress updates as I work, and I’ll let you know when your piece is ready to be shipped.
Once purchased, just send a photo of your pup to my email (theblondenboots@gmail.com)! Action shots (you know the kind) are ideal but don’t worry, I can work with any picture you’ve got. Whether your dog is mid-squat or simply sitting pretty, I’ll turn it into a hilarious, personalized portrait you’ll love!
